Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Shaky ground

Not entirely sure where this is, but man this is one dedicated cameraman. My knees get a little weak just watching him. Look for the section where there is no sidewalk, just a steel beam he crosses. Jeepers




*Edit- This place is in El Chorro, Spain. "The Camino del Rey, a walkway constructed on the gorge wall that travels the full length of the gorge and sits a hundred meters above the canyon base is an unusual feature. Walking out on this 80 year-old suspended sidewalk had me shaking in fear from the sudden exposure. The walkway is no longer in the best shape, with sections of concrete broken away. Even though parts of the walkway have fallen, walking the full length is still possible. It is said that the walkway was built so that the King could observe the engineering work taking place in the gorge. Instead of Royalty, the walkway now carries climbers to their chosen climb."

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

CB 550

I recently "acquired" a '74 CB550 Honda, which was delivered mostly in buckets. I took a few pieces and had them sandblasted before I repainted them. They turned out pretty tits, as the British say. Here's a before and after.



Monday, June 23, 2008

International Harvester

Here's a sweet shot of a '54 International HARVESTER pickup truck


Johnny and June

New song by Heidi Newfield. Pretty sweet tune. Actually gave me chills.


Friday, June 20, 2008

CB550

This CB550 is amazing. This is the style I want to build. Probably never come close, but this is a great example of a sweet CB550 Honda.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

One of the Best

One of the best tunes ever:

Burn One Down

I don't care much for Ben Harper, but I kinda dig this song.

Tapping

Guitar tapping has always amazed me. These guys are definitely on top of the heap. Very talented Cat Daddies.




Gary Ray Gives Some Geetar Lessons

Gary Ray is giving back to the music community

Cottage Cheese Thighs!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Fly huntin'

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?" And he says, "Yep, three males and two females."

She asks, "How do you tell them apart?"

And he says, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone."

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Sam

Today started off badly for Sam. His alarm clock was off by 30 minutes, which made him run late. Then the coffee maker was on the fritz so he had to heat some water and drink a cup if instant. So he's in a bit of a hurry on the way to work and ended up rear-ending a car.

He knew it was going to be a REALLY bad day when the driver got out of the other car and he was a dwarf!

The dwarf looked up at Sam and said, "I am NOT happy!"

So Sam said, "Well, which one are you, then?"

That's how the fight started.

Gas Pumps

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it, saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, did not respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling! We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way. Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade. "You probably don't want to do that. I really don't think you should make him mad."

"Rubish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien, who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

Exclaimed the young, fried alien, "How did you know he was so dangerous."

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend, and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, it is that you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear."

4 Bells

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets and boots; BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"So, from now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."

The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" His wife promptly took off all her clothes. When he yelled "BELL 2!", his wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a couple of minutes, his wife yelled "BELL 4!" The husband asked, "What the hell is BELL 4?"

"Roll out more hose," she replied. "You're nowhere near the fire!"

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Sparta

Heres a photo of my start in Sparta. check it out:

http://www.photoreflect.com/pr3/photocard.aspx?pc=39FA4C0E7A9E2B63DE109219C2D887E5

Master Caster

Though I'm not huge on fishing, I dig any kind of snazzy skill. These guys have taken casting to a whole new level. Check em out:







Friday, June 6, 2008

To be treated

This is a sweet introspective song titled "To be Treated" by Terry Reid. I heard it on a friend's myspace page. I think it was also on the Devil's Rejects soundtrack. It's really peaceful.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

S.O.S.

Not much on Jon Mayer, but this is a pretty good cover.

Poetry

"If the heat inside never kicks off for you until every variation expands,reality yields suspenseful entertainment, calling new donors."

-Carter Caves

Everyday Normal Guy

This is one of the funniest songs I've heard in a while. Definitely NSFW (not safe for work). He's a comedian out of Canada. Pretty funny cat.




He also does this one, and while the song isn't necessarily as funny, his dance moves are AWESOME!!!



Here's another one from the same dude. He can actually sing pretty good.

eternal

"It must infinitely sound stupid, yet once understood, all love is coherently eternal."
-Bunfropan

Im no stranger in your dreams

One of the most haunting voices I've ever had the pleasure of hearing


Stopping by Woods

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

-Robert Frost

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Spartans

The Spartans have returned. Typing is a huge task as sore as I am. Floyd pulled out 15th in his class of around 30 and I got an 11th spot out of 20 some. Just glad I saw the checkers instead of wimping out on the first lap like Clay City. Here's a post-race pic:

Go to GNCCracing.com to check out the results. The race is gonna be on the tube in November. Tune in and you may see me crashing in the background.