The most wonderful time of the year

It's almost Halloween again folks. That time of the year where I catch every kid I see and take their candy because I'm bigger than they are. Anyway, we plan on being pirates this year...Arr. We're going to match for the first year yet. I always get these overpriced glue on faces from Screamteam.com that are pretty freakin awesome. Last year I was this clown:

Can't you tell that's me?

This year I purchased their "wycked" styled mask shown here on a chick:

I think I can pull it off pretty good. I've got some white contacts,

seaweed hair, and a pirate hat so far. We're almost good to go.