Little Culture

Get some variety in your music. Here is Clutch performing "Electric Worry" Check out the harmonica solo about 1:09 in. Sweet song, but I'm biased since I like all their stuff.

Art Lesson 2

This chick, Desiree Palmen, makes these handpainted cotton suits that impeccably blend in with their surroundings. I can only imagine the time and energy devoted to these. Check out some more here.

Art Lesson of the Day

One of my favorite sculptors is Duane Hanson. His things are truly hyper-real. These folks look just like someone I'd see in my hometown. Check him out.


Yeah, that's a sculpture.

My type of Furniture

Behold! Transforming furniture. These are pretty clever pieces. For some more transforming pieces, click here.

St. Baldrick

St. Baldrick's is an awesome organization that operatates via fundraisers only. I plan on shaving my head at the Centre College event on March 13 if I can raise 300 bux. If you're interested in donating, you can do it here.

Coming Soon

Just a preview of what's coming...

Political Mumbo Jumbo

I hope you are taking the political situations of our country seriously. I hope you know who you've voting for. I know I do. John McClane. No, not John McCain, John McClane. To find out more about my pick for presidental candidate, check out:

http://www.anationforchange.com

Yippee Kay Yay America!

Finally!!

After years and years of searching and getting dead ends, I have found my real father! There is no end to this joy.

Freestyle

Saturday, some freestyle moto guys were at Rupp Arena. here's a vid from our seats up in the nosebleeds. Not the best quality by far.

Righteous American Idol Audition

THIS IS THE NEW AND IMPROVED VERSION. MUCH BETTER AUDIO!

Righteous is the Man!!
Youtube link!!




Transcription for those with no audio:

Righteous: How y'all doin today
Paula: Really good, how are you doing
Righteous: My name is Gary Ray Righteous!! Woo!
Paula: What is it about yourself that makes you the next American Idol?
Righteous: I have irritable bowel syndrome
Righteous: (breaks into Bon Jovi's "Dead or Alive")
Randy: A trillion percent yes, I love this girl
Righteous: Well I appreciate that Randy, but I'm not a girl, I'm a boy. I'm a man!!
Paula: You're the real deal
Righteous: Thank you Paula, but Randy called me a girl
Simon: It was almost non human
Righteous: Am I going to Hollywood?
Righteous: Am I GOING TO HOLLYWOOD?
Righteous: Gary Ray Righteous! Woo!

We did it!!

We (Kentucky) finally made the New York Times! No, it's not for our great athletic history or our super race horses, but it's for our fabulous lack of teeth! It's just awesome how our hillbilly ways are still garnering attention. Good ol' Meth and Pop, working together for Kentucky. See the article here.

Steven Wright

If you've never heard of Steven Wright, you're an idiot. Just kidding. You probably have at least heard one of his jokes before. He is credited with some of the funniest quotations I've ever heard. He has a very dry humor. Here are a few.

How young can you die of old age?

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

Here are more.

Motivate Yourself

I really get motivated after reading those posters with the inspirational words and photo. Here are a few that really get my motor running:

Tough as nails

Impervious is a really good word. It means impenetrable. Some fortresses have been impervious to attacks and some actors, like Bruce Willis, are impervious to box office flops. Although, today I saw the word in a hospital....

On a pillow. Now that is one bad pillow.

What a day

Yesterdy, I be trying to outrunn the poleese on my new ride. Dey ran me into a ditch. I did not enjoy the ride. My rite side is brused.

Weapon or Handicap?

Wouldn't it be weird if you had a twin and he was gay but you weren't? Everyone would always get you two mixed up. I mean girls usually hit on gay guys more, so it may be an advantage, but an odd situation nonetheless.

Early in the mornin

Every day I wake up with some off the wall song in my head. I don't know where they come from, but it's always a little entertaining. This morning they were "Golden Years" by David Bowie and "Tranquilize" by the Killers w/ Lou Reed.