Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Steven Wright

If you've never heard of Steven Wright, you're an idiot. Just kidding. You probably have at least heard one of his jokes before. He is credited with some of the funniest quotations I've ever heard. He has a very dry humor. Here are a few.

How young can you die of old age?

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

Here are more.

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